I think he's cosplaying as Adobe.

90s kids? That sounds about right.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

Well for starters you're probably going to die.

Cmon kotaku step yo game up

A simple read through Children of Hurin, Silmarillion and LotR's appendices would help a great deal trying to come up with a decent name for a human ranger.
They dropped the ball on that one.

Is there a time where AoEII isn't awesome?

Thank you for this, also I'd like to add that I work with the homeless and it's actually considered a mental disorder if you can't keep an apartment and you become chronically homeless (meaning you're on the streets more often than not). Most of the people you see on the streets are there because they have no families…

Orth struck a nerve, and he struck it hard.

So what happens when a giant company in control of a large marketplace comes into power and actively doesn't care about stuff like this? Does the world just explode into a giant orgy or something?

How about we don't hear from someone in a management position for a change and instead a coder or animator?

The game studies your driving habits and compiles an AI-controlled Drivatar

I wouldn't say it looks kick-ass. It looks barely serviceable.

From a technical standpoint this is neat, but I'd be more interested if he programmed something that does the chaining in grass for him.

The Witcher games really put to shame the so called "choices" in Bioware games. Not only are the choices much more morally ambiguous, and thus harder to decide, but they also have real consequences that can drastically change how the game plays out. Bioware games can only claim that, not deliver.

For now on instead of uselessly commenting on these articles about graphics I'm just going to post this picture.

Thing is, you really need that 1080p to truly tell that the fish move out of the way when you get close to them.

Both the games you mention use less than average looking textures. That is your answer.

Stick of Truth? More like the Log of Lies! *toddles away crying*

YEAH YOU HEARD HIM!! GET A LOAD OF ME DAMMIT!!!