Isn’t that the plot of the game Full Throttle?

I got one of these once with an actual person saying they’d like to speak to me about extending my factory warranty.

Sir this is an Arby's

Do you know who Steven Seagal is?

It’s the Star Wars universe, the bar is preeeeeeeeeeetty low

Me am confident both of those are wrong.

I can hear the level’s music in my head. It wants to come out.

Once he said the word “katana” everyone instantly understood why he was divorced. 

did a sneaker write this

The Flaming Torch was an early trademark of Standard Oil

No you stupid head, its a schooner!

It’s actually a sailboat 

I assume the armor has a built in system, like a still suit....

I have taken to ending conversations with my wife with “I have spoken.”

It’s Geoff’s taller, more utilitarian, black cousin!

I used Google Translate on one of these in my Tokyo hotel last week and got very nervous.