Isn’t that the plot of the game Full Throttle?

Do you know who Steven Seagal is?

It’s the Star Wars universe, the bar is preeeeeeeeeeetty low

Me am confident both of those are wrong.

I can hear the level’s music in my head. It wants to come out.

Once he said the word “katana” everyone instantly understood why he was divorced. 

did a sneaker write this

The Flaming Torch was an early trademark of Standard Oil

No you stupid head, its a schooner!

It’s actually a sailboat 

I assume the armor has a built in system, like a still suit....

I have taken to ending conversations with my wife with “I have spoken.”

It’s Geoff’s taller, more utilitarian, black cousin!

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Honestly, I feel like the utter lack of budget really helped the film. The monster effects were great, but the movie lives because you couldn’t have too many of them, you had to rely on the character-focused paranoia. Now, when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING…

I used Google Translate on one of these in my Tokyo hotel last week and got very nervous.