And he never once paid for pipe weed.

“Get outta here John. We’re smoking pipe weed, and you don’t want no part of this shit.” - CS Lewis

I mean if there was one place t&p’s would theoretically work

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

Comment section on story about moving away from toxicity turns toxic. I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Guess what HASN’T increased since “your day”?

Minimum wage.  

For real. If only we knew how Howard Stark learned about unique metals not otherwise known by science. It’s a huge mystery.

I’m still convinced you could get by with just two warning lights.

Keanu is the man Johnny Depp wants to be when he grows up.

There are already John Wick’s anecdotes brewing under the radar. Those can rival Chuck Norris awesomeness.

Keanu Reeves will, in fact, leggo of your Eggo.

Make no mistake, Keanu, by all accounts, is as cool and nice as they get. But, good Lord, take a look at his actual marksmanship and weaponry videos — his skills are absolutely bonkers. His home is one of the last places you would want to break into.

Keanu Reeves will actually break you off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

“He shot me once, but instead of leaving me to suffer he made it a quick double-tap to the head.”

Sorry Ford, this doesn’t even remotely meet my mobile entertainment needs:

How old is this technology? It can’t be all that old, or else every 80s metal video ever made would have featured it somehow.

I GET IT

Never have I’ve seen someone so eager to reach the bulbs inside a Speedo.