A cup of chilled scotch during the morning commute?

A cup of chilled scotch during the morning commute?

Make American Great Again...

Successful Canadian TV personality?

Not sure how paying $5 to $10 a month counts as free...better off just paying for a PIA subscription. Then you get torrenting anonymity as well as privacy.

Guns don’t kill people...Phones kill people...

I like how you think “moisture” causes “hydrolock”...

They buy condos the same way. They haven’t figured out the monthly subscription goes up when they renew their mortgage at a higher rate...

So...do I use the sharp edge of the knife or the other one?

I had a friend who used to do this to his Dad’s truck when we were teenagers...never broke...which just encouraged him....

Flying Miatas...for the V8 treatment...

So...for those of us who’ve had lesions swabbed back in the dark ages...you’re saying there’s a greater than 30% chance we don’t have HSV?

You forced us to read all the way to the fourth para to find out where it happened.

Would people really buy a new Bronco if it handled like a Wrangler?

Is that how she broke her canine?

Wrong.

Moons over My Hammy...double order...

Zuck claims he’s never even heard of Id Software...

Totally not a train cockpit...

How can Wilson be so sure of the timeline...if he didn’t see the memo until Buzzfeed published it?

I had a ‘73 FJ40 as a teenager. Before I boughrt it, I coulnd’t figure out why most Cruisers had a big ugly crease across the hood. One day I took it out without the hood latches hooked up and the hood wrapped itself around the windshield. I also had the doors off so I could still see the road and pull over.