No need to “carry around your own beans everywhere you go”.

His bad home situation made Best Buy one of his “safe places.”

News Flash:

Probably done as a joke (or union sabotage) on the assembly line.

We need a GoFundMe so she can buy insurance.

Since we were working on the assumption that Bill Clinton wasn’t allowed back in the White House...what difference does it make?

Old news...The bear ate the dog last week...after they forgot to leave food out for the bears...

What happens if the other person just keeps repeating “I do not recall”...

Must be nice to live somewhere that the landlords are so desperate.

A pair of Hellcats is four cars?

Where do I get one of thos Nexus 8 tablets?

Took them ‘til 1980 before they discovered the abandoned Nazi weather station in North America...Labrador, Canada.

Hoax.

As a former POC who had to “filter” resume and applications...I can tell you that, contrary to what your Dad told you, perserverence doesn’t get you the job.

Sew buttons on the corners of your duvets...then add small loops to the inside corners of the duvet cover. Put it on inside-out...then reverse...no drama.

So...12 overheating K9 deaths this year...how many officers charged?

How did you get the seats to change from white to red and back again?

Mudflaps were the first tipoff.

What’s with the missing stem ends on those bananas...or are you just making sure they don’t get eaten by mistake?

That pink budgy smuggler I bought in Bondi...always gets the ladies...