I understand that we don't want to slut shame Miley. The thing is... are we not allowed to criticize this performance? I have seen a lot of slut shamey posts about it, but also a lot of comments on how ridiculous she looked — which is distinctly different than looking like a whore. She came out of that bear and my…

What a shame. A footballer can't rape some drunk slut at a frat party and get away with it. His chances of becoming a famous football player will be ruined. WON'T PEOPLE THINK OF THE ATHLETES?! They're much more important than victims of rape after all.

I was looking online for a jacket from my team. And almost all were jogging type jackets. I want a warm one not some crappy thin little thing that will help me freeze to death.

Been there, done that. Who hasn't sucked on a penis straw at a Bachelorette party?

Oh noes!!

Well obviously sucking on a penis straw during your personal time in a different state altogether is just as bad as physically molesting another person in the workplace.

Pink versions of team jerseys. That is my biggest beef. I want to wear the team colours, not some watered-down, pink-a-doodle-dee crap.

Can I just say how excited I am for football season to start? That is my comfort food Sunday Funday. I make chicken wings, nachos and buy enough cheap beer to build a small fort out of. I fucking love football Sundays.

Annoying but not terribly surprising. As the person rattling off stats to my bewildered brother during the Super Bowl, I can attest that football can be confusing for anyone who just doesn't know anything about football and that women can understand and *gasp* even enjoy football. What I don't enjoy is asshole dudes…

Ugh I HATE "women's" sporting apparel. All pink (not that I don't like pink, I do) rather than in team colors, often times terrible quality, and all with low v-necks. I now just order all my stuff unisex because I hate the "womenz" attire.

Note the usage of "girls" and "men." Very subtle, but it sends a message. When it comes to football, females are "girls" and males are "men."

A great way to make it more welcoming to women would be to ask all the beer companies to stop it with the gross ads. I'm a huge football fan and the commercials I have to suffer through on Sunday afternoons really suck. It always gets talked about in the context of the Superbowl, but it applies to regular football…

I want to get pearl clutchy about this. I really do. But as soon as the kid playing Tio whizzed by, I legit almost pissed my pants laughing.

Alfonso Cuaron is THE SHIT. I love that man. He did A Little Princess for god's sake!!

A bit off topic, but I think Mod Carousel sounds better than Robin Thicke. I would much rather hear their version on the radio than his. Anyone else with me?

I think it sort of started like that, but then it seemed to turn into just 'ha! aren't unfuckable-looking teenage girls the worst!'

It's all fun and games until there's another Ice Town disaster.

Listen. If this lady were handing out legal advice as a non-lawyer, she would be engaged in the unauthorized practice of law.

I think it varies in what people mean. Listen, I have a daughter. I intend to teach her that she should do everything she can to keep herself safe. However, I'm never going to tell her "don't drink to excess because you might get raped." Why? Because that statement presumes that rape is a logical or inevitable…

I for one, fully endorse "getting in close" when you are flirting with me. How else will I be able to jam my heel into your instep with the force I want if you're not all up in my personal space?