I agree that this isn’t the year, but we can’t whitewash him out of the history of video games. I know it’s hard to have nuanced discussions about these things, but we can’t really have a society where everyone is judged by the worst thing they have ever done. People are good and bad, people learn, people make…

I wouldn’t mind a cardboard set to make the Paper Mario stages as dioramas...

Have you seen the shit parents buy their kids

It’s not just you.

That is just a crappy mindset. You can always find a way to enjoy beauty, even while doing chores. It is a major failing in the American mindset.

That’s like saying “The last dozen guys that tried to make a flying vehicle failed! What makes these Wright Brothers any different?”

I feel like this could be illustrated into a lovely children’s book.

I had a four and a half foot tall fir in a tub for twelve years. Once a year I would prune its roots and repot it, a la bonsais. It spent eleven months of the year outside, and was brought in for the month of December.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

Oh, ha! Split!

Easily the first one, second one is so blah.

That’s not a very good controller for Nintendo games.

But think of the private jets! Won’t anyone think of the private jets?

Outraged, President Trump has retaliated by declaring that he too will outlaw US media organizations.

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…

They understand being self aware is a hip thing (it is something I generally give points for, to be completely honest) but aren’t actually savvy enough to pull it off. Being self-aware about one problem you have in yourself/your game is only really endearing when the rest of you/your game reflects learning from that…

Or,

“Unsubstantiated allegations are just that. They have nothing to do with me and I am not comfortable pontificating on events that may or may not have taken place. Hopefully the thought police on the left will get beyond their childish need for public statements from celebrities on issues that have nothing to do…

It’s one of my forever games. I find the vast majority of modern games forgettable bores. Minecraft is a great example of focusing on the only thing that matters: the gameplay.