That’s not a very good controller for Nintendo games.

But think of the private jets! Won’t anyone think of the private jets?

Outraged, President Trump has retaliated by declaring that he too will outlaw US media organizations.

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…

They understand being self aware is a hip thing (it is something I generally give points for, to be completely honest) but aren’t actually savvy enough to pull it off. Being self-aware about one problem you have in yourself/your game is only really endearing when the rest of you/your game reflects learning from that…

This is one of those “lets make some satire about a thing, but then do that thing anyway” sort of situations that loops back around to being..... not funny? Like how is pointing out that you’re trying to fuck people over in your own game a joke?

Sure, but that’s not handheld mode. That’s what I think they call tabletop mode. Handheld mode involves the system being snapped together and operating as a portable like a 3DS or Vita. It’s how I play the game on the subway in New York, for example.

Or,

“Unsubstantiated allegations are just that. They have nothing to do with me and I am not comfortable pontificating on events that may or may not have taken place. Hopefully the thought police on the left will get beyond their childish need for public statements from celebrities on issues that have nothing to do…

You can literally die any day at any moment by anything ranging from being hit by a bus or having a freak aneurysm. Save as you will, but if you’re missing out on things you’d like to do/experience now thinking you’d be able to do them in the future anyways, just be warned.

‘SCUSE ME, WHILE I KISS THIS GUY!

Most people don’t believe me, but I literally cannot tell the difference between 30 and 60 frames unless they’re side by side.

I was waiting for the iO9 bash all day to rebut.....

I dunno; most of the negativity I’ve seen has been among critics, not viewers.
Case in point, the Rotten Tomatoes score is 17% for critics and 91% for viewers as I write this.

Here’s the thing: I don’t think MacFarlane intended it to be a parody. I think he meant for it to be a loving homage to Star Trek: The Next Generation, albeit with dick jokes. Compared to something like Galaxy Quest or Other Space, it’s pretty much a straight pastiche of TNG with a lot of Family Guy-style humor…

...said Wario to Waluigi.

Agreed.. this makes no sense. I cannot imagine not having Touch ID to log in, pay for things, unlock the phone surreptitiously during a meeting to check something, etc. How the hell would face recognition work when it’s winter and I’m covered up, or have sunglasses on or a million other things? I just can’t believe…

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

It’s one of my forever games. I find the vast majority of modern games forgettable bores. Minecraft is a great example of focusing on the only thing that matters: the gameplay.