Sexual abuse is a grievous offense, but I can’t help but think that nobody is eligible for recognition if sainthood is a prerequisite...

What an odd thing to fake.

I was so excited to like the original. But it had the worst controls of any game I’ve played, and it very quickly soured.

Here in Cincinnati, Amazon is notorious for being a shit employer. I’ve heard “cattle call” to describe it quite often. The whole process is very dehumanizing. One (very industrious) friend of mine quit after working two shifts. But she couldn’t even find a human person to tell she wasn’t coming back in.

and I mean real paper mario, with the original battle system

so when’s paper mario

god I fucking love Nintendo.

I actually considered building one primarily out of wood (with lining for fire safety). Also thought about using the local makerspace’s laser cutter with some acrylic.

I picked up a working SNES with an obliterated shell form a flea market for a song. Still trying to figure out how to make a case for it.

Hey that’s p clever

Why the goddamn do I want this

It’s almost like beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

I want to go to there.

Swords are cool and all, but my god... What horrific tools.

His eyes fit his role.

We’ve had the same artificial tree my whole life. I’m 25. It does seem to be lasting for 20+ years.

I don’t have a PS3 or XBONE either. It’s okay, I already have a huge backlog. I don’t think HD would help all that much—it wasn’t just the low resolution. I found it hard to look at in motion and just not very entertaining.

I don’t have a PS4. :(

I don’t like it either. I remember being really excited when they announced the Wii version. I couldn’t see shit and it wasn’t fun to me.

+1000