Jesus. Were they that afraid of his stick?

that can be easily found for just a few bucks at thrift shops around the country.

I haven’t given a fuck about critic scores for a decade. Bunch of pretentious assholes!

“Huge failure”? It’s a bit earlier for that yet, isn’t it?

cheeky humor

I need this on my switch.

What world do you live in? :O I see people around me using headphone jacks all the time. But maybe because I’m on a college campus.

I can’t tell if this is a joke. O_o

I’ve never played it, so... Kinda. :O

I want them to make Boshi more prominent: https://www.mariowiki.com/Boshi

Thanks for writing this.

I would die of joy if companies started releasing new SNES games on a larger-than-homebrew scale again.

Is the prime directive for Gawker writers to be negative?

It should be “an HD.”

Where the link is? YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?

Oddly, I’m not getting the same vibe from the new one at all. :(

Fuck yeah, go Nintendo!

It was such a disgusting and reprehensible comment that normally conservative commentators went so far as to say it was a “moral disgrace.”

I am confused.

I read the title as Explosion Techniques. Thought it was going to be a technical article on particle engines. Haha!