P excited for this, actually.

That’s some weird ass navel placement.

My interest in this game has increased. Am I a bad person?

The id gets what it wants.

I need dat link doe

Hard to imagine such large creatures existing, for some reason. So much mass. So much tissue to maintain.

I could totally believe it. I have no clue what year I met some of my best friends—college friends that I’ve only known for 6 years or less. I couldn’t tell you when my last car died. I couldn’t tell you which of the several family options I spent Christmas with the year before last.

Why are they contraband?

No need to be mean.

Those flaps Nintendo keeps putting on things make me nervous, especially when they’re over the standard game slot. Those things wear down and break off... My old Thinkpads’ ports are pretty naked these days.

It just yellows again over time though, with a layer shaved off.

Seems the design is already perfect for it if they go the Cardboard route—it almost feels inevitable.

What did it say that I’m not reading?

Hmmmmmmm. Isn’t this kind of like Slytherin all getting Nimbus 2001s? Not a level playing field.

WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT

Oh god, I want it. Still all about Thinkpads.

Jesus fuck. Can we oust these fools yet before they get tons of people killed?

I beg to fucking differ!

Jesus... No wonder the deja vu is so strong.

I kept misreading pono at porno.