I don’t really give a damn about linearity of storyline and wonder why everyone’s so obsessed with this weird little faux-freedom. It’s all going to be fairly linear in the end. I like the feeling of earning permanent items over time as a measure of ability and progress. It’s always exciting to see what new thing you…

Would use.

Hold up guys, I’ll kick the sardonic hate machine into gear. Brb

Good! Tired of all these tempting Raspberry Pi cabinets with my lack of skills and assembly patience.

I’m not seeing it. O_o

fucking christ, can it all just end soon please

In all my years on the Internet, I have never come across a more apt insult than spray-tanned fart balloon.

100% sincere: I was surprised when I scrolled past this and read a little to find that it wasn’t an article hoping for a lesbian relationship. I just assumed.

I don’t like this guy any more than anyone else, but do we have to make fun of him for tanning? It’s a bit below the belt.

lolwat

What do you mean, Trump’s America? I don’t recall us ever ceding any deeds.

Fucking corporations.

Disagree!

I would love to have this job.

could unravel intimidatingly complex concepts like they were rolls of laffy taffy

Somehow, while scrolling past this and not really processing the image at all, I misread skateboarding as skatebearding.

And so it begins.

I never really understood those stereotypes. How do watermelons equal lazy and dirty?

The world is such a weird place.

That trailer bumped up my anticipation tenfold. It showed the guts I was looking for. Not just all this roaming.