I would love to have this job.

could unravel intimidatingly complex concepts like they were rolls of laffy taffy

Somehow, while scrolling past this and not really processing the image at all, I misread skateboarding as skatebearding.

I never really understood those stereotypes. How do watermelons equal lazy and dirty?

The world is such a weird place.

That trailer bumped up my anticipation tenfold. It showed the guts I was looking for. Not just all this roaming.

Good fucking grief. Why the state even gets to have a say in normal life activities you perform in your home in any form is beyond me.

Kinda feel bad that I’ve never heard of this. And I’m basically always on Kotaku. Hm.

We sure have reached a strange state of existence. I can only imagine what a few more centuries of internet will produce.

Do want. Will give money.

Guys. I miss the Wii.

titillate

And it’s a big, proper, singleplayer Mechwarrior game.

But my god, the cartoon looks so bad...

I know. :( Hard to give up hope though, since it was my first fandom.

Holy fuck.

The visual effects were overwhelming and confusing. Will the camera do all that moving in-game?

Didn’t even know this existed.

Is there a victory tour in the books? I don’t get it.

So revolting, yet compelling...