It would be awesome, but I’d feel sorry for the poor things. They’d have to live in zoos.

Molten aluminium is gorgeous.

That’s a badass logo.

Huh. I never really knew what calling cards were, I guess.

Is this so unusual? I feel like “normal” protagonists are pretty common.

Haha, that was brilliant. And a pretty involved project! Could have down without the two breakaway references, though. The Chewie noise!

I can’t even handle how cool this is.

I like it, sorta. Might be a bit sterile and dark. Their most recent overhaul to be cafe-like was welcome. But I guess it’s been some time since that happened now, hasn’t it.

Not impressed at all.

Good god. What a waste of braintime.

If it doesn’t work, most reputable retailers will take them back. Not much to worry about, so it’s worth the huge savings you get.

GOD I LOVE SPACE

Holy fuck, how awful.

Mine seems to be in Portuguese.

Screenshotting this nugget of wisdom for my quote book.

Have this on 64, but for some reason never got into it.

Oh god, no wonder Nintendo is my main squeeze. That Miyamoto quote in its entirety sums up my video game philosophy.

Wow. I’ve had my share of indoctrination, but “extra canopy of oxygen” takes the cake.

Whoa, I think I’ve heard that one before. It didn’t hit me until you mentioned the string.