This rustles my jimmies.

Is this still happening because it’s entertaining? Do people actually like this guy? How exactly does the public foist an ass off the podium?

:/

I was a bit late, and I remember being so stressed and embarrassed about it. My grandpa couldn’t tell whether it was me or my sister when I spoke. I thought my voice would never be deep.

I thought it was a reference to the article title.

I was limited to 30 minutes of video games a day, which basically felt like nothing. We weren’t even really allowed to play them until my dad’s boss donated an old SNES to our family. (Which began my descent into loving games—perhaps my parents were right to be wary.) We had dialup, but I didn’t use it often and I had…

Why are coins so satisfying?

No idea on whatever ethical implications are involved here, but...

Hilariously bad.

Let’s try some rhyming slang.

Uh oh. I’ve heretofore regarded Rowling as the queen of fantasy naming. It never feels awkward. Embodies things perfectly. But this one doesn’t work for me. Is it supposed to sound American?

I’m one of those people that thinks beautiful graphics are just as important as gameplay. I see the medium as a conglomeration of several art forms—visuals, audio, and interaction, and I prize all three pretty equally. When people spout about gameplay being paramount, it seems to me like not expecting a movie to have…

Wow! That was impressive. One of a very few fan films that didn’t make me squirm.

That ate up their lives!

Great article. Riveted from start to end. I have little interest in Japanese RPGs, but I wanna go out and buy this game just to support these poor guys.

Do we know whether it’s based on the new movies’ timeline? I guess we have to assume.

Wish I could sing along.

What a good sport.

Definitely what I saw.