Haha! Ha.

You found my spirit animal.

The headline made me picture this sort of a situation:

Truly fascinating.

Lordy lordy. The vapors!

I don’t understand why this is a reason to get upset. You can turn it off.

Get off my lawn!

I will never understand why some things become freakishly long-lived and popular.

Surely this is too silly to be faked.

I always wanted to make something like this.

That’s the only form I ever want to see that typeface name in again—majuscule and with a question mark of disbelief.

I love me some Muppets, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to completely comfortably watch them without that nagging feeling in the back of my head that it’s all quite weird and childish. I enjoy it in the same way I enjoy watching cartoons, as a sort of indulgence in simple children’s entertainment.

Just tossing my opinion in...

Laughed a little too much at that.

My god, why have we let weddings become such chores? It’s supposed to be a simple celebration.

:\ This doesn’t jibe well with me. I love Nintendo and I understand public image can affect company income which can affect stability for all employees, but... zero tolerance seems harsh.

How have I not seen this picture before? It’s so much more interesting than the famous mushroom clouds.

The first instance seems like a fuck-up, but what I’m getting from the others is that you aren’t ever allowed to be saying anything on days with historical significance unless it’s about what happened on those days.

I don't get it.

Man, I must be old. I just don’t get the streaming culture.