And gives you money you haven't yet deposited!

It drives me nuts that some things go back in time with you and some don't.

Ruth Bader Motherfucking Ginsburg.

I just got the most adorable image of Mario doing office work.

I didn't realize how much of his persona had to do with his hair...

It's probably foolish and insensitive with its history, but I sure wish we lived in a world where this was just like putting on a business suit or a military uniform or kimono or dying hair or wearing 80s glasses. A costume no more or less innocent than any other, just part of looking like someone you're not.

Ooh!

Holy moly! Neux puns, Batman!

I'm very pleased with how Netflix handles its original series, so I'm excited about this.

I was planning on wasting money on a second 3DS just so I could get the small one. So they lost that purchase.

Need a print. Now.

This made me tear up. And then I came back and it happened again.

Haha! I laughed out loud several times at this.

So you're telling me nacho cheese is a social construct, like pants?

I'm really wimpy and wish they would introduce another ocarina song that would pause time. Purists could still avoid it, and I wouldn't have to get an ulcer trying to figure out what to do before time runs out.

Blam, Hyrulian already sold out. :(

One of my favorite things about humans is just how much of their time is spent doing things that, without the proper context, are completely absurd and even sometimes unfathomable.

Smash Bros. Arcade, anyone?

Ooooooh.