The one on the left actually looks cheaper to me. The lines don't flow or have any interesting tension. The one on the right doesn't really say anything, but it's designed well enough, at least.

Pac Man suddenly seems so much more sinister...

Local Man Poops Real Quick Before Deciding to Play Video Games

This makes mine look really pathetic. :(

Hilarious concept, but I got fed up with the controls on the first switch.

Bought this game at a thrift store once. Never figured out how to play.

Something tells me these are the people who are so emphatic about the entire video game-playing process that I have to keep my eyes peeled for flying controllers and angry shouting. I've played the demo, and I don't feel like I'm smashing the slide pad any more than usual.

The yoozh.

I wish the shape of the SNES controller lent itself better to square things like 3DSes and backpacks.

Something about 3D from that era is just so damn sexy to me. Maybe it's just the way games were at the time, so I've associated the art style with my favorite gameplay. Or maybe the slightly poor graphics accentuate that I'm in a fictional world. Or maybe it's just nostalgia.

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Some day, a couple hundred years down the road:

That's pretty weak!

I didn't realize standing still was what those were famous for. O_o

I generally like Microsoft, but good god no.

"No, not like that, you pervert and also me after I wrote that sentence."

Glorious.

This is entertaining.

What?

If I'm not mistaken, the beige speakers hooked up to my sleek modern desktop are from around 1990. Best damn speakers. They're stained and nasty and ugly, but they've put out good sound for years and cost me nothing.