Well, I laughed! Well played, Japan.

Creepy.

Not bad comedy? You sure?

Oh gawd I want it.

Huh?

Nintendo gets me.

For some reason, I always forget there were three presidents between John Adams and John Quincy Adams. I always assume there was just one.

My mental image of the internet is often just a bunch of people doing this:

This looks awesome.

Those two languages always sounded similar to me. Just an octave and a few person-identifying nouns to separate them.

Brobible, exactly what it sounds like? Not to me. I expected:

Oh man, Luke! Why did I think you were American?

Count me in!

Hmmmm! Should I play Pong or No Man's Sky?

No plain black ones?

Oh gawd.

Oh god I need more.

It makes me feel so inadequate as a supposedly intelligent being. How did they figure all this stuff out?

Everybody's so afraid of the species' anatomy. Seems really strange, when you think about it.