Wii U's not doing too bad compared to the other consoles!

MY BRANS. THEY ARE ALL OF THE MUSHIES.

They've had a functional engine down since very early on.

"yet refuses to catch up on books that have been out for over a decade, you might want to take some notes."

The article starts with CNN ruined a bit of coverage, and then exonerates them. Wat.

Hey. Hey, buddy! I can't see the pretty ice. This isn't a parking spot. Move along!

I actually don't care for those.

Same answer I would give!

Looks beautiful, but what a boring trailer.

Oh, I thought it was a quadcopter.

I don't usually use language like this, but...

Stoked.

I've only experienced a few of those.

Sounds like an obnoxious mechanic.

I was just about to come down here and say that it was brilliant, and I was now referring to books as ice cream sandwiches.

"Hard energy construct"? What?

Couldn't hear because I'm at work, but a funny concept.

Rumor: We will have a functioning moon elevator by 2053.

I don't think natural's quite the right word... Unless you consider excessive capitalist exploitation of characters natural.

This was the one thing my Twitter feed blew up about.