DRUNK HISTORY: STONEWALL!!!

Kazaam is a work of fucking art and a national damn treasure.

Kazaam is a goddamn treasure.

But you can’t have a top without a stump!

surely there are easier ways to prevent scurvy than RUINING BEER

Or, alternately, take a can of beer, take some orange juice, give it a splash of toothpaste and throw it immediately into a toilet. Beermosas are an abomination unto god, and was what that apartment building was up to riiiiight before Rosemary moved in.

There you go, Aaron out old, dirty laundry.

Ahh, legal / illegal slides. The blue / gold dress of baseball.

I was waiting for someone to finally say it. At-will employment means that a company can fire a person for any reason as long as it’s not illegal (e.g. firing because of the employee’s race) without warning or an explanation. At-will employment also means that a person can for any reason without warning. The…

Football and crab cakes! That’s what Maryland does!

Why are you being so mean?

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

My favorite part about Kars 4 Kids is that all of the money they make off car donations gets funneled to Jewish summer camps.

“Only A Game” on NPR.

Le Batard.

I do remember him yelling at a dude who started clapping early during one of his backswings. He was teeing off. I want to say it was a major circa 2006ish. I don’t care enough to do any research.

Mondays are boring enough.