ZeusBruce
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ZeusBruce

That’s not true, we have Davante Adams and probably some other guys, I think!

We also saw the mast of the ship fall right onto Tyrion in the water and the next scene he washed up onshore just fine.

hahahhaahhaaha

Well let’s be real, “fat, dumb, and awful” is every fanbase.

I too hated the common noun “baby” but now a year later I find myself saying it anyway. 

Pancreatitis is no joke. My aunt died very suddenly of it because it turned out she was a secret alcoholic, and it’s been an absolute tragedy for our family. Good luck, fellow Wisconsinite/Packer fan.

Surly comes in 4-packs, Brandon. You CLOD.

He purposely stepped on Rodgers’ calf in 2014, not 2011.

I also really hate “pin their ears back.”

...mom?

I had horrible GERD issues for over a year and just reading this article gave me that familiar tingly-painful esophageal feeling. I tried everything: diet, various PPI’s, apple cider vinegar, Tums, etc... and eventually stopped drinking entirely (which I never thought I’d do!). I went to a gastroenterologist (sp) and

Best article in months. Great work.

If Gawker goes bankrupt just write a book and I’ll buy it.

Once when I was about 15 I was at a hotel laying on the bed when I rolled over so I was face down on the comforter. I breathed in and got an entire double nostril full of the most rank vag-and-ass combination of my young life. I almost threw up. Ah, memories.

Good god

I made it into this year’s YTS: Packers for this reason. (the picture of me passed out didn’t hurt either I suppose)

SO HANDSOME.

I just hope that, in his first snap, Sanchez will be lined up behind Tebow at center for some reason, then Sanchez butt fumbles, only it goes up Tebow’s butt and he has to go to confession after.

Holy crap this was hilarious. Bravo.