The first two days were awesome, but that last night was pretty bad.

His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the rock 'n roll clown. He does cocaine.

How many Courics will this shit be?

One cannot simply act on vengeance and expect to be successful.

I nominate Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ, that was hilarious.

Unto us a meme has been born.

Maybe he aggressively pointed his finger at people like a certain spiky-haired lawyer.

Don't forget your #corrections tag.

Agreed.

I remember going to a touch take once just to see if i could touch a stingray or a shark.

If hunting alone, lions stalk much smaller prey and then ambush them so as to conserve energy and minimize risk of injury to themselves.

Invisible walls are never referenced. You just blindly run into them.

That's why you always season and garnish the baby.

Someone should take her to Chili;s, because she wants some babyback ribs.

Sometimes I feel like I should file a lawsuit against Weird Al because I didn't like this song, just for the lulz.

To take your quarters at an arcade.

I cleared Ninja Gaiden 2 on Master Ninja.

The stadium's crumbling behind him and he's still shaking off tackles and displaying excellent ball security.

Well, people can still flee, but still, almost everybody has a car, a bike, or can simply run across a bridge.