My favorite part of that game was sitting in a pond in my hat-boat, watching fish jump out of the water while listening to the rather soothing soundtrack in the first mission after the training level. It was a nice moment of peace before I visited death upon my enemies.

Almost forgot, so can DJ Professor K.

No, you have to hold out the long O and long E sound for a really long time and be very hammy about it. Only Rokakku Gouji can say it right.

Curse you, Word of God!

I should probably get in contact with them if they do that, because people mess up the pronuncation and spelling of my last name a lot.

Really? I thought Caius was the new official most powerful badguy ever. And seeing as he and Lightning were battling to a draw, (granted, it's mostly becasue Caius can't die ever (with one exception) and Lightning's got a fancy new shield that heals her) I'd say that Liara + Lightning = win.

She's a cyborg now. Even without upgrade in ME2 that made her punches struggle, she should be able to punch the hell out of anything, especially if she enhances it with biotics.

True, true.

Two guys on a local news station call it "The greatest thing on TV ever."

Sweet, Tuesdays are my days off!

Good, I wasn't the only one who thought that.

The infraction was discovered when a Mudkip used Mudslap, only to find out that something was off about the mud.

Liara uses warp —-> Javik uses Dark Energy ——> Singularity (Shepard or Liara) ——> Wait a bit for lift damage ——> Shepard uses Warp.

Torn perineum, perhaps. This can lead to a serious infection followed by death, so you may want to get that looked at.

COMPANIES EXIST BECAUSE WE ALLOW IT.

Certain avenues of lawyering require being soulless.

Damn it, it's worse than when I stopped paying attention.

Yeah, I've heard the stories about how it sounds great and all, but they can't control it.

Even if you win the first battle, you can still get hit by a nuke.

At least mine was several paragraphs' worth of awesome.