I'm going to look at newer, and sexier models, and you're going to like it.

I know. I still think it'd be cool if she had a signing event.

I've never been tempted to join Twitter. Until now.

Not sure who Lee is, Conroy is Kevin Conroy, a.k.a. the goddamn voice of the goddamn Batman, and Hill is Sefton Hill.

Ryu Hayabusa. Still the baddest badass of them all.

Should've been Ryu and Kasumi vs Hayate and Ayane. The tag throw where Kasumi does her Oboro throw followed by Ryu doing his own version is pretty effin' sweet.

It was, "Chupa, pa, pa, pa, Rico, co, co, co."

Because there's no tentacles, no schoolgirls, and she's a willing participant. If there's one thing that hentai has taught me, it's that sex in Japan always involves tentacles and unwilling schoolgirls.

I think a video series that consists of video game characters taking on the Sasuke/Ninja Warrior course would be awesome. Especially if they use overpowered characters like Ryu Hayabusa, Dante, Bayonetta, and Kratos, all abilities and powers allowed. Ryu and Dante can teleport. Kratos can fly. I'm pretty sure Dante…

Didn't know they were at the top. I knew they were in the top 10, but didn't know they were that valuable now.

I have nothing but respect for the man. Anyone that managed to drag Apple out of the financial toilet and transform it into the company it is today deserves respect. And this is coming from a PC guy.

I think a video series that consists of video game characters taking on the Sasuke/Ninja Warrior course would be awesome. Especially if they use overpowered characters like Ryu Hayabusa, Dante, Bayonetta, and Kratos, all abilities and powers allowed. Ryu and Dante can teleport. Kratos can fly. I'm pretty sure…

Arkham Asylum was slightly more difficult than Assassin's Creed. The main difference lies in how you can just sit back and counter everything in Assassin's Creed, resulting in instant death to your enemies when you master the hidden blade counter, while in Arkham Asylum, counters are never instant knockouts, though…

You need a star.

"None of you leave until the assassin is dead!"

She is 22.

Unless he does. Then he's a lucky, lucky man who we should congratulate, then go back to our secret lairs to plot his demise.

Is that you, Wrex?

"Xbox, record all female nude scenes and combine them into one video, then loop for eternity."

Very good, sir.