Not to mention they don't give Soul Calibur nearly as much crap, and that game has women with even huger boobs (Ivy, Taki, Setsuka), Ivy apparently isn't aware that shirts exist, and every single female fighter in that game except Talim and Amy has jiggling breasts, and some of them even have jiggling butts.

My proudest 3D fighting game moment was getting a Greatest against Alpha-152 on Very Hard. I countered her extreme broken-ness and teleport spam with my own teleport spam courtesy of Ryu Hayabusa.

Third time's a charm, I guess.

Adding pic for a reference point.

That was the only thing I didn't like about that video. It looks cool in some games (Marvel vs Capcom series, for example) or when a powerful hit connects, but doing it for all of the moves is just going to be annoying and distracting.

My thoughts exactly. Except I wasn't eating cereal at the time.

THE 90'S CALLED?! Quick! Did you warn them about 9/11?! And SARS?! What about H1N1?! The earthquakes in Haiti and Japan?! Hurrican Katrina?! Lives depend on you!

Oooh, me likey.

Not that his "default" form isn't badass already, of course. Ryu Hayabysa's a SUPER Ninja, after all.

The first thing I noticed when I saw The Polar Express was that one of the kids was voiced by Mandark. I cannot associate that voice with anything else.

That reminds me, is there a Sarah Connor in the house? Her and I need to get busy making the savior of humanity.

Expect one of the first mods to be an Acrobatics skill.

I'm just glad you could get Chao editors for the VMU and all-A rank save files straight from the Internet. Thank you, Internet browser and lax DRM!

Hentai-powered headphones, you say? I think this guy's interested.

*Smacks own head.*

Oh, hey, now that's offensive.

I always thought the galactic translators that everyone gets implanted auto-converted other species' dates for them. So a species whose home planet's year lasts one-tenth of a year on Earth would say he's 120 years old, and we'd hear it as 12 or something.

See the power switch on top of the Gameboy? It's in the "Off" position.

Judging by her comments, Ms. Fogg's kind of awesome.

Last I checked, you can.