A panel featuring Mike freakin' Patton?! That's going to be the best panel ever!

Of course they don't pirate stuff. Everyone in Japan is at least part Ninja, and pirates are the sworn enemy of Ninjas. Anyone commiting piracy would be slaughtered within a nanosecond.

Let's assume that one of us on this site actually did manage to have a relationship with Zelda Williams.

FOR SCIENCE!

She'll be 22 in a little over a week, you dirty old perv.

Depends on who you ask. Some say it's butt and/or underboob. Others say that it's showing a certain amount of breast or groin without genitalia/pubic hair/areola/nipple or Barbie doll anatomy.

Agreed. As cool as Gotham Knight is, chances are that if you wanted to see it, you would've bought/rented it and seen it by now.

Overruled.

Objection... Denied.

I suddenly feel like biting that last guy's shiny, metal ass...

Hey, water does too have temperature in some games. Then again, the most recent example I can think of is Tomb Raider Legend, where the water in the Nepal level won't kill you immediately, but will quickly freeze you to death if you mess up the ice jumping.

It's press jargon.

Hipster glasses are so cliche.

And achievables! Bleep bloop!

I'm glad they released a demo. Saved me $15.

#commentofthemonth

I would like to take this time to say the following:

If the scant religious references in this game piss him off this much, I'd love to read his rant about Bayonetta.

I would've preordered as well, but I'm out of town the week it's coming out and thus can't get it until. I like artbooks and I'm a sucker for game memorabilia.

I was saving up for these. Now I don't have to. Thanks for letting me know.