WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

It’s wild how two people can have incredibly different perspectives, because for me, Hulk and Thor were the best parts of Endgame. Their transformations felt the most natural, and neither of them felt out of their element. The MCU applied adapted certain comic ideas for both characters, and it really helped paint a…

https://youtu.be/MrRVW-p8SJ8?t=177 I think Fleetwood Mac has a better claim than Gwen.

I thought Gwen Stefani owned marching bands?

“You get Avengers: Endgame.”

I would have been fine if somewhere in there Cap had told Thanos: “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.”

The movie literally addresses this saying that time travel doesn't work the way we've been told it works in every other movie. 

The cherry on top of the sheer awesomeness of that whole scene for me is the genuine joy on Thor’s face when he yells “I knew it!” Back then, the hammer tremble was a challenge, a threat - we could see in his expression that he was daunted and worried about it. But this time around, it’s a validation and an…

*Half insane because you had to remember Iron Man 2 and Thor 2 are movies that exist.

It’s the only thing that might kill Florida Man! 

What disturbs me the most about that anecdote was that your dad took for granted that there would be one idiot in your “conversation.” Then he got angry when the designated idiot was him instead of you, but approaching a conversation as if one person must be not only wrong, but also stupidly so? That’s such a sad way…

This brings the happy sad tears to my eyes. I really do admire this man.

The dude got heat stroke building houses and was back out there the next day at 90, he is one tough SOB.

“until recently I thought of Aussie’s as rather sophisticated”

All downhill once Hogan won the belt. 

As a Bernie supporter that voted for him in the primaries in 2016:

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

“But immigrant children in cages are still cool, right?”

I think that’s a different subset of Republican voters - my parents are the “suburban” ones that could probably be convinced to vote Dem if it saved them money. They are both pro choice (or rather, don’t really care). They fall into that giant majority of people who support the right to abortion.

Can Bernie not run, please?