*Half insane because you had to remember Iron Man 2 and Thor 2 are movies that exist.

It’s the only thing that might kill Florida Man! 

What disturbs me the most about that anecdote was that your dad took for granted that there would be one idiot in your “conversation.” Then he got angry when the designated idiot was him instead of you, but approaching a conversation as if one person must be not only wrong, but also stupidly so? That’s such a sad way…

This brings the happy sad tears to my eyes. I really do admire this man.

The dude got heat stroke building houses and was back out there the next day at 90, he is one tough SOB.

“until recently I thought of Aussie’s as rather sophisticated”

All downhill once Hogan won the belt. 

As a Bernie supporter that voted for him in the primaries in 2016:

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

“But immigrant children in cages are still cool, right?”

I think that’s a different subset of Republican voters - my parents are the “suburban” ones that could probably be convinced to vote Dem if it saved them money. They are both pro choice (or rather, don’t really care). They fall into that giant majority of people who support the right to abortion.

Can Bernie not run, please?

I know this dude from living in his district; I even knew him when he was a teenager already dreaming of a dynastic political career, all greedy-eyed ambition with no regard for civic duty. He’s an utterly charmless, excruciatingly arrogant, douchebag. Absolutely NO charisma and deeply stupid in every way possible. I…

Sophie,

I learned it from Bernie Mac.

I really don’t go to Long John Silvers for the fish.  It’s the crunchy batter.

“Why must I only experience tempura crunchies on specialty maki rolls and suburban Japanese food court noodle stalls?”

Seeing as I have absolutely no desire or plans to stop drinking or being chubby, this is good news.

I love a good trainwreck...