I had big plans to bake tonight, but no baking powder. Instead I make some rhubarb apple sauce with rhubarb from my garden.

That’s pretty cool! They look kind of like very tasty crackers.

I’ll have to try this!

Hey ya ! I love you ladies n gents.

My personal favorite Trump quote on all this, from Newsweek:

As the article hints, Giggling is essentially Sludge Belcher 2.0.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

I have about 40-50 of this series for my kids, the Great Illustrated Classics is the name.

Sometimes I look at my FUPA and think it’s actually quite sexy: it provides additional curves (curves are an area I need all the help I can get in) and it makes me feel like a beautiful womanly Botticelli painting.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

Whatever. I’m sure I’ll be fine.

This Kevin Costner film is probably best known for its uber-popular theme song by Bryan Adams (“Everything I Do, I Do It For You”)

“wing it” -- I see what you did there.

Hey now, sometimes to make a house you have to crack a few eggs and blend them in a gasoline pump.

And we mustn’t forget Under the Tuscan Sun! She was so great in that supporting role :)

Watching her crack that asshole in the face with her motorcycle helmet was the best part of that movie.

It could be worse. He could have talked about how fuckable he thinks she looks like some other creepy old man that doesn't need naming.

2018 is the year The Funk returned.