Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!

I encourage Trump to soon as soon as possible fire AG Sessions, who many members of congress admire

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

If I could afford to get a new one, I would’ve done this same thing. But that’s one of those things I don’t want to go cheap on.

I actually just did this with my daughter. After she was done, the artist even let her select from a pile of those temporary tattoos you apply with a wet compress so she could have her own tattoo also. Thoroughly enjoyable experience for everyone.

Amen! A piercing shop will 100% do a better, cleaner job, for half the price.

I’ll take Outlaw Star over Cowboy Bebop any day.

*pushes up glasses*

I envision myself walking out, per the first move, and falling flat on my face, there to remain....

Umm... yes!

The picture made me realize that America needs to elect a Goth to the presidency. In the meantime, Melania can blaze a trail by being a GFLOTUS.

Brings to mind the episode of 40 Rock where Liz (who thought she was bullied by everyone in high school) finds out everyone else thought SHE was the bully. (And I think I maybe remember Tina Fey describing this happening in her real life too in her book?)

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

That’s definitely a geoduck.

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…

It’s also a lot easier to gracefully accept a compliment that is about something you do rather than something you are. (“Thanks! I really made an effort; glad it paid off!) “Your eyes are pretty” is kind of a non-sequitur.

No. It’s not. First, the purpose of flirting is to show your interest and gauge theirs, so that’s a good thing. Second, it’s possible to actually believe they have good taste, especially if they chose something you like—something that can lead into further, deeper conversation. It’s a compliment of their judgement, as…