I was gonna post that he looks like a character from one of the RP video games where your appearance is tied to how evil you are, and you start deteriorating from being an asshole.

I swear he’s getting younger. Like, whatever lies under the White House just sucks the life force from the sitting president.

I think for the really fancy stuff, they just send out the full roll-back trailer and drag them all the way up onto it. At least that’s what they do here when they’re towing the spoiled frat-boys who can’t figure out what “tow-away zone” means.
As to what they do after the towing, yeah dealers can program new chips and…

I call my mom “Mother” when I’m making it clear that I’m being patronizing. “Don’t you think it’s odd that you still haven’t repainted your daughter’s walls? They’re blue, you know!” “Of course, Mother, that’s absolutely something I am concerned about”

I’ve done a similar thing, but with the imitation crab stuff and not chicken (pescatarian, here) and yes, very delicious.

I’m also partial to hollow the halves out a bit, and fill them with ceviche (or really any ceviche-like cold protein with lots of lime and cilantro) with the scooped out bits chopped up and mixed into it.

The pig is cute, it’s a cute story, but I’m getting hung up on the part where the idiot who accidentally adopted a regular pig got handed nearly half a million dollars to buy his own farm. Like wha? I’ll rescue like, 10 pigs if I get a free farm out of it.

My wanktard GOP senator from Mississippi, when asked about qualifications on the cabinet picks, just “aw shucks-ed” his way out of it and said they’d be confirming all of them, regardless.

Also, I’m sure there are some bad sentence structures and typos in here, but I have trouble typing through the haze of rage brought on by my state government.

Well, if the state I live in has nothing else, at least we have an elected official at the top of a Big Time Small-Time Dicks column. And of course, it’s worse than just him being disgusted by women, his post (on his official Senator Chris McDaniel page, no less) asked an inane “question” that was an open attempt to…

Alternative alternative: Ron Popeil is actually Ron Perlman, who is also both Conway and Carson, simultaneously. Perlman is still underpaid.

I agree with Atomic Buffalo, just make your future sign-off, in the style of Chevy Chase’s “Francisco Franco is still dead”

Y’know, I had a 2002 v6 Mustang (5 speed manual). It cornered well enough, it would put your back in the seat when I laid into it, and it was not hard to find the rev limiter at 122 mph (meaning, it was still perceptibly accelerating and nowhere near the redline when the computer took away two cylinders). I definitely…

+1 for staying for perks. I’ve been offered more money a few times, but I work at a University. We get all federal holidays, almost two weeks at Christmas/New Year’s, and we earn vacation days faster than we can use them. Add to this the fact that I work in a somewhat insular group within the school, so if there’s a…

Yeah, I’m sitting in Mississippi here, and I am 100% certain that he plays that accent up as much as he can. Politicians in the south seem to think it’s charming to be all drawling and “aw shucks” and...ugh.

Have you tried any of their other “oh these really are made of vegetables” flavors? We picked up some of the chickpea ones recently, and they are surprisingly tasty.

Have you tried any of their other “oh these really are made of vegetables” flavors? We picked up some of the chickpea ones recently, and they are surprisingly tasty.

We came up with a pretty easy/tasty recipe a while back. Start with 2 cans of black beans and one can of red kidney beans, drained and rinsed and then mashed. Add about 1/2 a big white onion, grated, and then some onion/garlic powder, salt and pepper, etc. to taste. Beat in 1 or 2 eggs, and then like 1-2 cups of dry…