"iPads are much more durable than books".

Nothing says "I'm a rich douche" like a pimped Cadillac Escalade

Winter/Snow tires? Don't need them! I drive an AWD!

lol he even named his car (or spelled his name) under the genuine "hood scoop"

In Canada and Northern States, winter tires all the way!

Although it's "fine" now, the "Pont de Québec" (Quebec City Bridge) collapsed twice during construction.

"I've had my new BMW 328i for about 2 weeks, and every time I use the turn signals, other BMW drivers give me the finger, any idea why?"

A Morgan of course!

You're also doing it wrong...

Brilliance BS6, and it's amazing bending/shattering frame!