I hope you didn’t attempt to do so when something else was happening nearby (a traffic jam? a little league game? a sunset?) and make it all about you.

It’s gonna be real weird for all my friends who have ever put their arms around me to learn that we are now in a relationship that we have publicly debuted.

Her “hard core feminist vibes” comment is like the 2019 version of that trash “but I’m not, like, a feminist” statement that celebs used to always give.

It has always been my priority to protect the LGBTQ community I am a part of.

I’m with you, that they each suck in their own special way, but that Nikki seems drawn to the very unnecessary task of defending the merits of sex offenders.
Cardi won points with me recently when she namedropped good, talented female rappers who have bars after Jermaine Dupri said that all female rappers today are…

I ask her if it ever feels uncomfortable to gaze out at an audience of thousands of nine-year-old girls while singing a song about having so much coitus that it’s hard to walk straight.

Why bother even having sex with a live person, if you are going to have completely separate, parallel experiences? Also, how can you tell if you’re about to give your partner a blister, or an orgasm if you are blasting Good Charlotte’s seminal album, The Young and The Hopeless, the whole time? 

Yeah the “signaling” would kill me. I wonder if he does the “moves the head down there” as a signal. If so, I would have to break his dick in half.

The wireless earphones could offer simultaneous enjoyment of wildly different music tastes, although this is just one scenario.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?  I CAN’T HEAR YOU WITH THESE EARPHONES ON!

He’s up to his ears in ass. He’s probably booked solid until 2083.

I second this thought! You sound like a stinky loser, dude! Also his comment about wanting a small place with a kitchen & an internet connection so he could get constant surgery?? That’s not normal, dude!! If anything you need less internet!!

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

Or even women who look younger than their age and are accused of going under the knife and LYING about it. We can’t win.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

“Brown, who claimed to be 19, allegedly struck up conversation with the teen on Instagram before paying for a $822 Uber ride to bring her from San Antonio to Louisiana, and then another Uber trip from Baton Rouge to his home in Apopka...”

I didn’t know how profoundly After Neverland was going to impact me. Really wish I hadn’t watched it. There was childhood sexual abuse in my family that I thought had been neatly tucked away but this film ripped that fucking wound right open. I doubt I’ll get a good night sleep for a long while.

As someone who’s watched both the Fountain and π I have no intention of seeing this. I watch movies to get away from people being tortured.

Yes! And given that the film is basically destruction of her in every way it is supremely creepy. 😱

I saw it & loved/hated it.