“Man with the iron kids”
featuring RZA

needs onesies and some form of shitty diaper flinging weapon :Dthat and a dream map that’s just crazy as

surprised nobody did this one :D (my photo shop skills are kind of crap as I only use ms paint n paint.net :D)

I always played offline n tbh this was my fav playstyle simply because i felt more agile than standing there n copping it on a shield (dodging always been a weakpoint of mine so was good practise, rolling under swings n catching enemies from behind)

Can see it now "Sonaldo"

3rd person zipping around streets would be sick, now just take evolves formula and dont microtransaction/dlc it to hell ;D

sea dogs but multiplayer- at last! :D just needs scurvy n other illness now

Skelmersdale United HA!


curious- did the players change at any point during that 1000 years or are they all vampires

I right jumped when I played Serious Sam for the 1st time and these were introduced xD

moneys on noz will get changed to something like everytime a counter would be placed on something, add an additonal one. for shortened terms they’ll call it something like “Surge”

more production values, but less values ;D I learnt nothing from that other than to be very afraid of japanese school girls

Couldn’t agree more Luke. Got a mate that gets suckered into pre-purchase all the time (I’m more of a bargain bin hunter these days as no game is worth $80+ to me), only 1 he’s raved about is witcher 3 (still glad i convinced him not to get the season pass, if he’s still playing it come October then I’ll buy him the…

I like to assume they’ve discovered cloning technology, or at least that they plant a tree for every 1 cut down

was not used for “the stranger”, winning!

Lara croft - the spider man/batman of the gaming world. there’s only so many times I can play/watch/qte her origins til everything starts feeling like dead parents with rice n I stop giving a shit :D

will this be followed by a ff9 remake and a legend of dragoon remake?
(would also accept vagrant story just for it’s bizarre combat)

2nd question: Will they include resurrecting Aerith for shits in giggles via the ‘original’ means :D?

oh n no funny up to date combat system BS :D

*Hand goes into Imp chest in typical press X to finish him fashion* - NOPE. I’m done. *goes back to playing Doom 2

Ask Celestia.

“It’s a bummer but 60fps had to take precedence,”

drop the shadow quality down then :D I’d rather splitscreen n no shadows

OR

Release a pc version with controller support and split screen, to make up for the abomination that was the 1st Halo on PC (for those who don’t get the context, the 1st halo game on PC didn’t…

stop people getting suckered into pre-purchasing n maybe the games they show at E3 will stop being videos ;D why put extra effort into something when someone will pay full price for the beta.

(I would’ve loved that Bioshock, bit overzealous on gore shock factor, but the gritty side really nailed the “bioshock” vibe to…