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It had Mario, Koopa, and a princess who gets kidnapped.

Look up V.S. Ramachandran and super-stimulus. Anime characters emphasize and exaggerate pleasing characteristics.

It absolutely should be surprising. The fact that it isn’t makes me weep for my country.

This should never have been possible whether some idiot calls or not. The police involved need to be held accountable for their disgraceful conduct.

Look how wrong you turned out to be. And thank god!

To paraphrase The Dude, you’re not right, you’re just an asshole.

In the same spirit, I only install the safety guards on my saw when I’m planning to cut myself that day.

For a mechanic, you’re pretty generous with your time. You must have some pretty good relationships with your customers.

All the ones I’ve ever seen are listed in the same way as any other code. You have to look up the code to see that it’s a transmission specific problem.

But actually it was really easy to tell the difference? I think they accidentally designed a reading comprehension test.

"If there is one thing we all (drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians) can agree on, it's that the Segways are the worst."

It's not merely an aesthetic choice; tight-fitting synthetic fabric is way, way more comfortable when you are sweating and moving your body. Things like jeans become soaked with sweat and bind and chafe after riding for long distances or at high intensity. Unfortunately the vast majority of cycling-specific clothing…

Wow. It's like...a less foul-mouthed and more reflective Hunter Thompson? It's good stuff, Jeb. And I say that as someone who doesn't give two shits about sports.