Thank you Rob. I skipped this article on the first pass, but I’m really glad a I came back. Well done.

Fixed the artwork, and here’s my 2 cents worth...

SPOILER.. not really..

Meh, he looks like an action figure. I was actually more impressed by the casting before I saw him in costume.

Wow, you suck at buying insurance.

Sure, all this work for new droids while seasoned veterans are forced into menial jobs just to survive.

Tarzan poster looks like a razor advertisement.

I just came here to see what Angrier Geek had to say...

Featuring the lesser known, “Teal Lantern”.

Obv. Plastic Man in disguise... smh

Here we see Kylo Ren steaming his Sith robes.

Slitherziptie Snapperclap! (not to be confused with his brother, Slipperzitpie...)

It’s almost as bad as a “small town” boy moving to a “metropolis” and “making it” in the big city while dealing with all those fancy city slickers. /sarc

So say we all...

A blaster may be a blaster, but a blaster is not necessarily a laser gun either; and the pulse of light you think see may not be the destructive part of the "shot" anyway. It might just be a side effect of whatever is being launched at whoever needed smiting.

Those hard plastic discs could really sting from a foot away. Then they things switched to Nerf and we all became wimps.

Unless there's an abnormally large number of severely burned Sith Lords about in need of fashionable but intimidating life support systems.

Nothing wrong with boobs. Anyone who gets offended by them has a problem of their own.