She should have spelled her name with a ‘K’.
Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(
Trump v Obama is like Goofus v Gallant
You know what works pretty well if you’re close to it— ski resorts in the summer. We took ours to Mammoth when they were small, and you have bedrooms, a kitchen, a pool, little hikes. Still a lot of work but pretty fun and not like camping out in a hotel room with people who go to bed at 7pm. Even that, we probably…
All in good time. My kids went to sleepaway summer camp this year so we went to the Caribbean for a week. Next year will be Vietnam while they’re at camp. But listen, before you spit “bitch!” at your screen, realize that my husband and I are literally coming to grips with the fact that they will be moving out in a few…
To be fair, what challenges could possibly be harder than being accused of illegal contouring? I hope the justice system gets on this ASAP.
I absolutely despised him when he was on SNL. His constant mugging to the camera drove me insane. I had very low expectations when he took over the Tonight Show. It’s been a very pleasant surprise. I actually like the guy now.
Thank you.
I was as self-conscious as they came while pregnant, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about grooming once I couldn’t see my own pubes. (I’m usually a clean up the sides and trim kind of girl.) I mean, I shit on the table during childbirth. I tore halfway to my asshole during childbirth. I hardly doubt the doc was…
I wish they'd unplug me from this matrix.
So shoot me I did not like Pitch Perfect 2. I thought it was stagey and old hat.
I’m telling you. I wouldn’t have done it again if a billionaire paid me to do it.
You’ve seen a painting of Norbert Grupe. A heavy, creased brow and shoulder-length hair framing a frightening scowl,…
Actually the easiest way to improve the wait list situation is to make organ donation mandatory upon death. People who don’t want to be donors for religious reasons would have the right to opt out of the system but the onus would be on them.
What the bullshit is this horseshit? I like to punish????? Dude, there’s professional clubs you can go to for that, your server isn’t interested in your wrinkly old man penis sex games.
Yeah, but he self-identifies as a drama llama.
I have never heard of this sorcery! Commence googling.
Finally, someone is thinking of the children.