I felt like an ass when I was irritated that we were getting quotes, not pix + quotes. Then I realized I am a 45 yo woman and died a little.

you’d think for multi platinum lyricists we’d do better

Drove to Daytona Beach with a cat in my car and got a tattoo. I just don’t even know how to explain that shit.

Hella Rude

I think when they write things like this:

If so, she’s wearing it better than the virgins.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

But, but ... this breastfeeding mom clearly doesn’t want to be left alone. She invited the whole goddamn world into her bathroom. I won’t go down the road with breast v bottle (because it’s long in my past and I’m no masochist), but I’ll say I’m sick to death of people’s burning desire for recognition at every mundane…

OK, she’s human.’

Unpopular opinion coming:

Personally, my problem is more with taking a pic and posting it on the internet than actually breastfeeding while on the shitter.

THANK YOU. There has to be some sort of a middle ground between “any lady who shows her ankles in public or admits to having bodily functions is a dirty dirty whore” and “Hey, literally everybody in the entire world, check out my sexy picture of myself breastfeeding on the toilet!”

Not when it comes out that she got the degree by inviting a bunch of Arab children to see a play she was performing.

Mini Falcor.

How come I munch on junk food and look like me and she munches on junk food and looks like her?

I don’t hate feral cats so much as I hate cat owners who let their precious babies roam the neighbor and piss and shit on everything.

I think the people that like this style are not the same people that have to stand in line for hours to vote.

NO RECEIPTS.