Holy shit. That’s worse than prison conditions and these are our children.

Omg. I had an 85 cavalier. Drove that fucker into the ground and loved it dearly.

come on...trying to eat lunch here

i saw chelsea actually tweeted at some guy who was attacking the kids from Florida—-she said please go back to harrassing me or any other adult and leave the kids alone.

i have that too, sometimes. but its an exhausting way to live.

i fucking love audible. i listen to a book every day on my commute to work. its 30 mins of “me time” and sometimes i don’t even mind getting stuck in traffic so i can listen a bit longer.

i loved it too. i am not even a huge fan of his comedy but his book was very interesting and well written.

I will say this-at least he had the balls to have a town meeting and show up. He had to have known it was going to be a tough room and he held it anyway. thats more than a lot of elected officials do these days.

well, its always personal but i have very shitty lashes. blond, short and sparse. BTS is the only one i have ever found that gives me volume and not too many clumps. Also, i don’t use the waterproof but it stays put amazingly well. Go to Ulta and be happy. I live in the netherlands and i dream about sephora(literally…

My least fav is “I’m obsessed with that!” When they just mean they like something. I think it feeds into this idea that words are losing their meaning. Don’t get me started on “literally.”

look what a fucking 180 we did with Russia. Decades of Russia being a villian and in a few news cycles....its all gone

i don’t care what anyone says or what movies have come after-this is the funniest goddamn movie.

and that’s when they should have changed the policy.

i think sephora’s return policy is genius. i have returned things now and again but the amount of i have bought thinking that i would just return it if it didn’t work out is far greater. and plenty was going to go back but i got too lazy. Sephora got stores in Holland a few years ago and i was so excited. In Holland,…

its all fun and games until her turns on her

i read a tweet that basically said...imagine thinking that that is an insult on HER

fuck, i can’t even imagine the depths of my rage had my child been brain damaged by drinking tap water the city didn’t properly manage. And now to see those kids struggling and knowing this can deeply affect the rest of their lives is beyond.....

After the birth of kid 2, migraines were ruining my life. After trying a zillion different pain meds finally the doc prescribed something to lower my blood pressure. Life changing for me. They aren’t gone but are less frequent and more manageable.

i was walking up the stairs at my job yesterday and all of a sudden-BOOM-smacked in the head with a fucking laptop. some tool was walking down the stairs, with his laptop open and didn’t see my head behind it. i was like...dude-you are not that fucking important. close the computer for the three seconds it takes you…

timed bathroom breaks are dehumanizing