my go to quote is “I’m superman, i can fly!” when they are on the roof. typing it out doesn’t do it justice, its the way she says it that sticks with you.

she lost the election but won the popular vote. not sure that equals getting her butt handed to her.

i fucking cannot stand that every goddamn american only wears flip flops. when i was a kid, in america, we wore flip flops to the pool. the end. they are not WALKING SHOES. Now i live in europe and things are generally not so informal. But one of my husbands cousins did wear flip flops to a wedding and was very…

you know his inner monologue is like...hmm, yes, i see. fascinating. what a great photo op this will be. how can they say i hate black people? i am sitting listening to one right now! no one loves black people more than me. is it lunch yet? maybe Ivanka will suprise me with a hoagie again. is he done? what was his…

damnit, now i have to watch this again. Janeane Garofalo is my spirit animal.

plus its just lazy. the sex tape was ages ago and who calls anyone a ho anymore? its not clever or funny or unique.

Holy punchable face,batman!

my mommy porn is me, alone on a completely deserted white sand beach. sitting in a comfortable chair, watching the waves and drinking a sweet , fruity concoction.

stop it!

is it though? i gave up smoking pot while i was pregnant as it felt yucky to do. but i wasn’t a hardcore pot smoker(occassionally at night to relax) and i don’t do anything else. i am certainly not advocating it but you make it seem like everyone who smokes pot is some junkie that can’t control themselves. PLenty of…

good for them. i think between the two of them they give a lot of time and money to charity.

I wouldn’t worry too much about Dutch. Depending on where u go, u can get along just with English. However, having said that, my Dutch is not great(work in English and speak English at home) and I wouldn’t say I’ve fully integrated to life here. Most of my friends ate expats. So I’m left feeling not quite American but…

i’m american, living in holland with my dutch husband and kids. we went back this summer for a visit(no way i would visit america if my family wasn’t there, holy shit)-anyway, my husband told my sister he was a bit anxious will all the crap going on. and she says, without snark or malice-just total matter of…

I only know her from Shield and had zero idea she was hapa. It’s crazy. Even now when I just watched her doing a video in mandarin I felt like she was acting. I definitely would have been surprised if I knew her name was Wang.

What about a prequel that focusses on her life.

nope, we only get to be one thing. and if she wears make up she must be stupid and superficial

didn’t avator come out like 50 years ago, who is waiting for a sequel to that? plus, the movie was not good.

that and kindergarten cop(“Its not a tuuuumooor”) are the only arnold movies i have actually seen more than once and enjoyed.

i was at a zoo once(in Holland) and a kid threw an apple at a hippo’s head(i think he wanted to feed it but it bounced off the hippo’s head). Every adult standing around started to scold the kid and glare at his parents. That type of social control made me smile(and fucking thank god it wasn’t my kid!)

we just started watching Preacher and she is my favorite part