you know, i always think that when i have the “stupidly rich” fantasy. Like yes, i’d get lots of massages and hire a personal chef to make me delicious yet low calorie food. But i would also fucking love to use some money to make a difference in people’s lives. Even if you don’t go Melinda Gates, you could still…

what i would give to have a beer with Hillary

someone asked Pink on twitter if she would write a Dear Mr President song about Trump. And she was like...I can’t...he’s too horrible for that.

some people get so crazy with wedddings. my sister really had that too. that this was HER time, HER day etc etc. I can kind of see it if you are early 20's and getting married but after that..come on..there are things more important in life. She got married like 15 years ago and will still talk about perceived slights…

that sucks. i mean, you are right that no one held a gun to your head and getting yourself into massive debt for someone elses party isn’t super smart. But i can understand the impulse if she is/was a good friend and she should have never put you in that position.

not me-i love gifts...getting and giving. i am one of those ridiculous people that keeps a list of things people mention or things i see that someone might want to give as a gift later. and if i have a good gift for you-i get more excited than you about giving it. My one big rule is that gifts should be fun stuff. i…

i live overseas and for years sent gifts to my nephews. I NEVER heard anything=not that they received it or liked it. I told my brother that it bothered me(their dad) and he was like..if it bothers you, don’t send a gift. adn i was like...or...you could teach your kids manners?? So i stopped. and now i give money or…

yes

he can’t write

if it is true-he better start kicking it into high gear. so far his shadow government has been pretty quiet.

and they didn’t even say anything! they were probably like...oh shit.. we got caught have to change. some busybody at the gate decided to tweet it.

but shorts were allowed according to the dress code. I understand policing children’s outfit choices is perhaps a bit much but for me there is also an element of picking and choosing which rules pertain to you. What i do think is interesting is the people who were actually affected by this don’t seem to be saying…

and in such a calm, reasoned way. Makes you miss the time when people with different opinions could have a conversation without yelling or name calling or devolving into some alternate reality.

i read a tweet yesterday that said something to the effect ‘very soon we will see a tweet from Trump stating he never wanted to repeal and replace Obamacare’. Made me laugh.

you’re the puppet

my young niece told me her and her friends never go to the mall to hang out because a few times some dumbass has called in a bomb threat or gun threat and the whole place had to be evacuated. So, they don’t feel safe in such large, open spaces anymore. Made me sad cause half my early teen years were spent wandering…

as soon as it came in the mail, i would get out a red pen and go to town!

not to mention, when that baby is coming, its fucking coming. my second went much faster than anticipated and everyone was out of the room when all of a sudden-yep, baby is coming. I screamed it and my husband ran to get help. The nurses sauntered back in, sure that it couldn’t be so fast and then took one look and…

:) Its true. And I should emphasis that he does plenty of stuff around the house, vacuuming is like his favorite activity but there seems to be a blockage when it comes to food making and child caring. I guess it must just be socialization. Its definitely something we need to work on in the marriage. Raising young…

Definitely. My husband is not lazy and he’s not stuck in the 50's. But its just assumed that i will handle the lions share of the domestic stuff. And he will say...well, i pay the bills(with our mutual money). True-he does handle the bulk of the financial stuff. But that fucking involves sitting behind the computer…