Zelle
Zelle
Zelle

for sure. when i was little i was feeding the cute ducks and not the big ugly geese when this one goose started running at me full force. My grandpa had to pick me up and kick the fucker away. that and the fact that my grandma let me watch The Birds at a much too young age means i have serious bird,bat phobia.

maybe she should start by putting down her fucking phone. i love that she is just wandering around randomly yelling Help and filming the turkey stalker.

La di dady...free john gotti....

OT. My husband asked me just last night if I would go on a sugar free/reduced diet with him. I am 8 months miserably pregnant right now. I just walked away.

Holy shut I feel sorry for her. Couldn’t even finish the 2 minute clip. Her restraint is admirable. I picture her just saying to herself the whole time....don’t raise your voice,take a deep breath, don’t give them a reason to call you hysterical.

Neutered Waco. Nice.

This post makes me sad. I am super pregnant right now and just realized it’s been two days since I showered. Can’t wait for the day I dust off my makeup and give a shit again.

i feel like she might have a room of dolls somewhere...maybe worth some money??

i know. when i first heard this story i was sort of like...okay, non story. she is getting used by the politicians for their retoric about war on christianity blah blah blah. But i am seriously starting to fucking hate her.

yeah, couldn’t they offer a role where she checks people in at the desk or something. When FA’s get pregnant, they are often pretty quickly moved to a different role because they can longer do all the things required of them on an actual plane. And maybe the agreement they had worked for awhile but now it stopped

Bo and Hope! My fav....

im pregnant and should not be reading these stories at work

gross

maybe this has been asked and answered already-but any idea where i can find a comprehensive list of which boxes would be available to me living overseas(the netherlands)?

what part of the routine do you use the flash balm in. my sis gave me her bottle and i really wanted to like it because shit its expensive. but i don’t notice any difference so i think maybe i am using it wrong.

which skin care line?

I have a kid who just started kindergarten(or dutch equivalent) and things like this make sense for him. Firstly, finger foods are the way to go and little snack size stuff is more attractive to eat. Secondly, getting him to eat is my primary concern. At this age-playing is more important that eating so anything that

i love that line...i mean, good for him for having a higher calling and all....but for real??

my friend and i love to tell this story of how we discovered Alanis. We saw one of her first videos on VH1-she wasn’t cool enough yet for MTV. The fucking girl rocker rage spoke to our teenage hearts. We made an impromptu trip to the “city” that had the big Best Buy so we could buy her CD. NO ONE KNEW HER. They did

mine too! we are having a rough child rearing phase at the moment with a tantrumy preschooler and me being pregnant and crabby. yesterday we got back from grocery shopping and he dropped the bags into the completely destroyed kitchen and disappeared. 15 mins later i walk outside-my neighbor tells me i have a great