a few years ago i was on the subway and this mother was sitting in a seat with her 6 year old(approximately) sitting next to her. Most of the other seats were taken. This older lady(not super old, like cant stand old) asks the mom to make the child sit on her lap. The mom said no..thats uncomfortable, sorry. The lady…

i have never ever ever heard someone say they want to bang lena dunham. and the overwhelmingly majority of the internet talk about her revolves on her serious lack of sexual appeal.

exactly the skills required for a wedding photographer

yeah, its like what teenage boys think happens when girls get together. Then we change into our shorty jammies and have crazy pillow fights! then we make popcorn and sit around and discuss which boy has the cutest butt. then we dance naked in the forest and put hexes on our enemies.

i want to be snarky but actually i am just jealous. raising kids is hard fucking work and there are some nights i would looooove to have a nanny. what i want more than anything is a night nurse. I want to shut off at 10 pm and be back refreshed at 7 am-dealing with 15 interuptions every night is bullshit. Eh...just a…

i actually think its kind of brilliant. I mean, the title...i won’t buy the book or anything but she created this selfie obsession-how many people can say that they have made such an indelible mark in pop culture?

indeed. I am working on #2 and i think its massively unfair that i need to do this both times and he cant share the huge fucking burden that pregnancy is. but we want another kid, so thats the reality. limitations on biology make it unfair...for both parties.

I don’t know about actually seeing ghosts but i did this tour too. The second we got down there i was fighting the panicked urge the entire time to just run the fuck out of there. We had done half the walk outside and i didnt have that feeling anywhere else-only the vaults. The rest felt like learning history, the…

you could not pay me enough to do an undercover story in an asylum-for fear they wouldnt be able to get me out. it really is the stuff of fucking nightmares. What a brave woman she was.

i think whatever works for you is okay. no one is going to take away your adult card. I honestly think most people who spend a lot of money/time on make up and skin care just enjoy it. I have bad skin so it started with a quest to clear my skin up which led me down the dark path. Now, i have the basics figured…

Clarins makes a great one too. First few times i used the sample, i thought it went on a wet face so i was not super impressed. Then i actually read the directions and applied to a dry face. I was never one to pay much for cleansers but this i keep re-buying.

NOT ENOUGH

not lovin it

you know i watching part of an episode of say yes to the dress or whatever...and the bride had a budget of like 5K(which i think is a lot for a dress but whateves). She found her perfect dress but it was like 700 over. She actually started pressuring her friends into chipping in the rest of the money for her! Even…

its not THAT important to YOU.

i think it happens to most brides as some point. Dearling with family can make people crazy. The closest my husband and I ever came to breaking up was like 5 months before the wedding.

you know, i heard that so many time while planning my wedding. Its your day, do exactly what you want! And in some respects-yes, thats true. But in other respects, it often is a family reunion type thing. And i think its okay to make some concessions for family requests as long as that won’t make you miserable.

and its not even like they are protesting something stupid! Like someone mentioned earlier-my college campus had many riots because they lost a fucking football match. They are protesting to get some basic human rights. sometimes i think jez just shouldn’t even report this stuff and give it even more a platform.

what I like to do is break it into frozen chunks, put it into a bowl and then microwave it until it is edible

i would say those people arent really your friends. If you invite people to your wedding, it should be because you want to enjoy their company-not for gifts. I cant imagine being pissed at someone whom i invited to my wedding for not bringing a gift because they enjoyed my open bar? maybe people are inviting too many…