What do people who buy these things do for a living? I make good money but I can’t afford a $70k daily driver.

It’s perfect in every possible way.

Those slats are the only Jeep body parts that don’t rust.

Don’t get me wrong—I am impressed. Just a note to self—if I am buying a car and find out the seller is a Jalop, I gotta pass.

I can’t believe no one has asked, but I am guessing this was an Alero?

The best of any car I have owned—BMW Z3. Radically good UX design. Can they patent this? What if you recycled the knobs from old iPods? Would that be cheap enough?

Fat Jay Cutler? I am a type 1-diabetic too and Denver resident when this diagnosis was made. It’s easy to manipulate your weight on an insulin pump. Just dial back your base rate, go aggressive on your meal bolus, and live with an average reading of 200+ for a few weeks and you will be slimmer than a pair of Jordache…

Let me guess. A man was doing something without so much as considering whether it was a good idea or if the other person in the car should be involved with deciding what the passengers were engaged in, or their safety.

When I was a kid I was going to be Frank Lloyd Wright. Or maybe Charles or Henry Greene. Architecture and design was my thing. My happy place. My ability to recognize and appreciate design brilliance, and to consume it, was rarely equaled. I had the vision and I could see it man!

Fuck that. I have some really nice wines on the bottom rack of my cellar. Drink the Stag’s Leap and the Rodney Strong Alexander’s Crown, move on to the Highland Park 18 and the best damned cigar I can find (hint—the cigar shop in my ‘hood, not the gun store, is dead meat) and a bunch of hard-ass sleeping pills. I…

Have you ever driven on these bridges in Texas? These articulated pods might be even more terrifying.

Sorry for the redundant posts, but for those who think I am exaggerating for the “don’t move here” joke:

You’re not wrong. I moved here in the 90s when I was 26 (something my friends who did the same 20 years ago now decry about “those millenials”) and went from making like $4,000 annual income to buying my first home within a couple of years. Those days are sadly long gone.

It is literally snowing here right now. In August.

Colorado sucks! Winters are 9 months long! It is literally snowing right now. In freaking August!

Basically this is the Piltdown Man of the geneology of this scandal?

I was looking at a small f-250 conversion dumper today, half the price. Diesel, brown, two seater, good storage. Is this the ultimate jalop-mobile!

As an enthusiast I have owned 7 used BMWs (I am enthusiastic but not rich). They have all been the 7 best (of 24 cars) to drive that I have owned.

My grandad was a private pilot and when I was a kid I got to do the same thing. Of course it was just the two of us in a Cessna, but it was magical! He controlled the throttle and rudder (I didn’t learn how a banked turn really worked until years later) but it was definitely fun and pretty safe-grandad had his yoke in…

Either CJ is the slowest racing team driver and amateur racer or that track is way too big for the reasonably priced car. The Civic is a decent road racer but even with the filming techniques it felt sloooow.