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Jesus Christ people, flip your god damn iphone around you lazy idiots.
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To Your Mom's House.
what, too easy?
BUT WE ARE GREEEEEEN, YOU SHOULD YEALD TO US TO US GOD DAMNIT WE OWN THIS TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
So... the box on the ground to the right. That's why I'm still waiting on my lead lined kids toys. Oh well, they were a SUPER good deal!
dem der fancy BMW driver never done have squirrel pie I reckon.
As a dad, This is what I drive: CTS-V Sport Wagon with a manual cog grinder.
I have received a lot of tickets... probably around 7. All of which I have gotten out of except two. One of them was one of those 'pay us and don't get another ticket in a year' things. The other is the fun one.
I worked at the U of M supporting their Electronic Health Record system back in 04'. My shift started at…
you sure do got a purrdy mouth.
Porsche 959, Toyota 20000something, Firerari, all fine choices...
There will always be stupid people. Always. You can't fix stupid. But you can be more prepared for it when it happens.
Intentionally burning down houses is different then accidently burning down houses.
hoooooleeeeee shiiiiit!
Right. and all of that is irrelevant so long as there are other people on the road. the most attentive driver is no match for a texting tweenager. That's where your million air bags, ABS, traction control, sensors, and crush zones will be used.
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Dude. its not all about "features".
Legit.
Because iDrive works sooooOOOOOOOOOO well! Zeit für Bier vom Fass!
Did someone mention my car?
Okay, I am going to go out and say it...