I was too busy drooling over a photo of my own car to spellcheck. America.

I just picked up a CTS-V Wagon with a manual transmission. I might pass this one on to my kids... A 556 hp Supercharged V8 station wagon with a manual transmission that looks like Darth Fucking Vader. Its fast, its loud, it gets shit mileage while laughing at everything around them and massaging your ass with…

at least it wasn't something that can sell more then 100 units a year like an Avenger

And almost as fat of an ass as the current generation 5 series

Almost as fat assed as the current generation BMW 5 series

Autobots, Transform and Roll Ou... oh hey, check out the accident on the side of the road!!

I Drove around in my new CTS-V Wagon yesterday with my 2 year old. She now points to it and says "ride!", the same thing she says when she points at a slide.

Hey whats going on over here, nothing its a tree, most boring annotation evaaa!!!1!

This guy... I want to be this guy. Like a BOSS

Not from MinneSnowta.

This is how you do it:

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

Its over 9000.

That's not water... its bleach dude.

Yep

Quit your pissing and moaning, Euro-hipsters. America wins again.

Not a vacuum:

lol, pwnd.

Cops: I'm sorry Chrysler but they're go'in downtown.

I am so pissed off with even the POSSIBILITY of this happening.