Plus one. Funny how the "we are intellectually superior" group seems to want to grow government thinking that will fix things (despite history showing that always ends up poorly).

The viper is a real car. This is a machine any true jalop would be proud to be raped by.

I wnat MOAR! Its not long enough!... Thats what she said.

Noooooooooooooope!

He's had his head up his ass for a while... I submit he has now also been to the second deepest spot on earth.

Zacarious: He Gets It.

Public Transportation?? I don't commute with poor people.

2 million in GM Stock? Since when did they get rid of those classy gold Roluxes with the quartz stone bezel?

Yeah, Minneapolis is a shithole. You should tell her to leave as soon as she can. Its for the best.

That and Doctor House is a real person.

well... living to 100 vs living to 21 or 40 but yeah:

"You do realize you have an accident "

The one accident I had was back before everyone had a cell phone while driving 20 in a 30, with both hands on the wheel, looking intently at the signs around me trying to get out of Minneapolis.

real men shit chromoly.

you see... this shit is what happens when you start making hybrids. Have we all turned into a bunch of women? Come on guys, my 10 month old daughter is more of a man then all of you, and GM, what the FUK are you doing? its a Camaro. It shouldn't be perfect. That hood better squeak when i open it or I'm going to…

Don't care. it has 580 Horsepower. Give it to me and shit'll get real. I give 0 fu*ks that it has quality issues. Its a God damn 580 horsepower Camaro . The Hemi Chargers of the late 60s were sold without a warranty. Real men know that a little roughness to the suede seats and heated cup holders that don't heat…

all of them pail in comparison to real corinthian leather

Go ahead and plug your $600 phone in with that thing... I double dog dare you.

I'm glad i'm not the only person on the earth who's watched this shit.

This car chase mashup gets my seal of approval.