@zeeboid: I mean that in the most modest way I can...

@yipcanjo: i'm just play'in. stereotypes amuse me!

1k words only? looks like I'll have to work at limiting my awesomeness.

@morphine500 - with added audi 5cyl: IP address of Morphine500 localized... region... state... city...

The Saab 9-3. So bad, even Saab killed it off. A car company should not take styling cueues from a human thumb. And this is an improvement over the 900s.

Common Sense is not dead.

@Roberto G.: Done. Any other requests?

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Close. here you go, after some Zeeboid photoshopping.

@snap_understeer_ftw: I think this is what you were looking for. Not only does it have Bob (The fucking "He fucked our moms" Man) Lutz... but it also has Dodge Neons in it.

I got a phone call from France (Yes, they have my phone number) and they let me know upon seeing this was in existence, they have surrendered.

routine service and a set of tires costs you a nicely equipted Corvette, and every wheel-x-ray job costs you a Miata and a Cobalt SS...

@fhrblig: LO FING L. sixteen people here will get that, but I salute you.

@Lahjik: lotus already tried that:

Don't fuck with the Lutz.

@obsolete: yea im not a fan of the wheels either.

Announcer: In todays technological environment, our lives have become easier and safer.

Does Fiat have a chance?

@Turbo Driver: the insurance would look for other GNXs like they did with my R/T. how is that different?

@christopher.kohler: And what is the value of a 1981 "M535i with 147,000 miles" at the start of a restoration... or should I say "in need of restoration"?

Unfortunatly the actual cost of a car is different then what a person with a hard-on for it would pay.