As far as the Declasse Olympic Women's Figure Skating is concerned, gold still and always will belong to Tonya Harding for hiring Jeff Gilooley to kneecap Nancy Kerrigan. Silver will always belong to Nancy Kerrigan for saying on live TV "Why is Oksana bothering with makeup? She's just going to cry again and make it…

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

White people look the same.

Feldman's lucky. Had he gone home with the Payday, Zimmerman might've murdered him.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

This was an attempt to make himself look like a hero that backfired when people were calling him an asshole for his misguided behavior. Now he's calling it a hoax because the reaction wasn't what he wanted. Douche.

I got all my shopping done and I didn't even have to put on pants.

This comment tho: "For hairy, white Americans, I guess it doesn't mater which is which."

Bbbbbut the Battle of Helm's Deep! The Ents! Gandalf the White! Gandalf riding that giant golden eagle thingy!

Yep. When I was younger, my family got a bluetick coonhound; my dad wanted it, my mom couldn't take the howling after a while. My mom's friend had a large farm and a loving family, so we gave her the dog. She lived out her days running around on a big spacious farm and having a great time. Moral of the story: should…

And yet I still meet idiots in a city where the chi population is overflowing the shelters who leave the area to get one from a breeder.

Please don't compare this young woman to a White woman to appeal to your audience. She is her own, autonomous person. Lena Dunham didn't invent young women writing about their experiences.